QUIZ

TODAY I HAVE MAKE 25 PEOPLE FOOL.
DO YOU KNOW HOW!
SEE THE RED LINE.
YOU FOOL
LIKE THIS NOW 26.
HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA......

THE FOOL

A SARDAR ENTERED INTO A LADIES TOILET ROOM.
LADIES IN THE TOILET STOP HIM AND SAID "THIS IS FOR LADIES".
SARDAR SUDDENLY OPEN HIS JIP AND SAID "THIS IS ALSO FOR LADIES".

FINALLY FOOL

DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN,
FOOL AND FOOL.
DONT KNOW?
I ALSO DONT KNOW.

JACK TRAP

IN HONGKONG JACK WAS VERY HAPPY WITH A LADY SITTING ON HIS TABLE IN A HOTEL.
JACK ASKED THE LADY,
"DO YOU KNOW 'ENGLISH' "?
"YES LITTLE BIT" LADY ANSWERED,
"CAN YOU SAY SOME THING" JACK ASKED,
"ONLY FIFTY DOLLAR" SHE IMMIDETALLY ANSWERED.

TAKING PARROT

A GENTAL MEN WAS CRYING AT THE SIDE ONE OF HIS FRIEND ASKED HIM "WHAT HAPPEN WHY ARE YOU CRYING".

GENTAL MEN SAID THAT,"I FOUGHT WITH MY WIFE AND SHE PROMISED ME THAT SHE WILL NOT TALK WITH ME FOR 3 DAYS".

"THEN WHAT"

"TODAY IS THE 3 DAY".

LOVE IS FAIR

SMITH:"JENNIFFER WE WILL RUN FROM OUR HOME TONIGHT."
JENNIFFER:"YES,WE WILL."
SMITH:"YOU BE READY TONIGHT."
JENNIFFER:"DONT WORRY DARLING,MY HUSBAND IS PAKING MY BAG."

A QUESTION WAS ASKED BY A POLICE MAN.

1.WHAT IS YOUR STRONGEST POINT"?
ANS."MY WIFE."

2.WHAT IS YOUR WEAKEST POINT."?
ANS."OTHERS WIFE."

GOOD HABBIT

JOHN: "NOWADAYS I THINK THAT I AM HAVING THE HABBIT OF WALKING AT NIGHT.

SAM: "WHY"?
JOHN: "BECAUSE, TODAY I FOUND MYSELF ON MY BED".

JUDGEMENT

A LADY APPLIED FOR DIVORSE IN THE COURT.
IN HEARING 'JUDGE' ASKED HER THAT,"WHY YOU WANT DIVORSE FROM YOUR HUSBAND"?

ANSWERED THAT,"I KNOW CONFIDENTALLY THAT, MY HUSBAND IS NOT THE FATHER OF MY LAST CHILD".

doctor

lady:Doctor i dont want child for few years what should i take for it.
Doctor:Condom.
lady:With water or milk.
Doctor:with banana.

Shocked !!!!

A Sardar, bunks his office and goes to his home...

He finds his wife sleeping with his boss...

Sardar rushes back to his office and says,

"Thank god,, my boss had not seen me"......